Friday, 26 February 2016

Uganda - Pearl of Africa



Lake Victoria
Uganda - a name that many British associate with Idi Amin - the 70's dictator and self proclaimed Last King of Scotland!  But the last 30 years have been relatively peaceful - they call this country the Pearl of Africa - and I found out why... 
Yep - life is different here....
Some things are the same - Ugandans love the Premier League!
After a long 8 months working in the UK I was more than ready for some sunny beach time - I flew into Entebbe and headed to the Ssese Islands which  lie in Lake Victoria - 3 hours by boat (full of locals,  sacks of rice,  huge bunches of plantain (it is the Ugandan staple - called matooke) and chickens - the boats are notoriously overloaded!  There is no dock at the port so you and your bags have to be carried piggyback to the boat!
Getting carried to the boat
Quick bale out before setting off...

We stayed on Banda Island - basic stone bandas (a banda is a small stone or mud hut) on the beach - a nice place to chillout and read my kindle... including of course The Last King of Scotland!!  Idi Amin was a strong believer in Scottish independence long before Alex Salmond! 

Arriving on Banda - note the lack of sun!!


Banda Island Resort was the creation of an eccentric English man called Dominic Symes - think Oliver Reed but a bit more badly behaved and you get the idea. 


Sadly he died in 2011 but legends of marajauna fields, diamond smuggling and drug running abound.  In those days when you arrived on Banda things like food and running water might not always be available due to Dom's chaotic organisational skills.  Beer however... never a problem!  There must be a movie in there somewhere... pity Oliver Reed has passed on too.. 

The locals were friendly - as long as you didn't get too near!

The island is very close to the equator and you would have thought the sun might have come out now and again - we got 1 day out of 5!  But I'm sure I will get no sympathy from you lot! 

The island also has a local fishing village about 25 minutes away - we got mobbed with kids when we visited...



Village houses...
Fish drying on the trees....
Back in Entebbe I worked a little with a local vet (see www.wandervetwork.blogspot.com) and relaxed by the lake



Evening drumming by the lake...

Soon my feet got itchy and I headed off on a trip round the national parks....

My Ugandan staple - Nile Special....
I had to take a long bus ride south west - unnervingly the driver conducted a prayer before we left.. religion is an important part of lots of people's lives here...

Before heading to the forest I stopped off at Lake Bunyonyi - a beautiful lake dotted with 30 islands. I managed to master the intricacies of paddling a dugout - as you can see its wise to take your paddle with you in case a local "borrows"  your canoe - however it didn't work in my case as the lady who borrowed my canoe to go "shopping" had her own paddle!!
Hang on to that paddle!!

 The lake has many islands including "Punishment Island" where girls who got pregnant outside of marriage were banished to - they usually died trying to swim back to the mainland or starved to death as the island only has one tree!  Occasionally they might be rescued by a poor farmer who couldn't afford "Bride Price ". In Uganda it is traditional to pay your bride's father 5 cows - this is still the case today!  (Although some father's accept cars or motorbikes!) 


The south west is the location of Bwindi 
Impenetrable National Park - luckily the 
impenetrable part is a little overstated!  
The area is also home to these impressive Ankole cattle...
A beautiful moon the night before my trek...
The Gorilla Highlands
The park is home to the Mountain Gorilla - fewer than 700 of these amazing primates exist - exclusively in the high rainforest of Uganda, Rwanda and Congo. The gorillas that tourists see in the wild are free to roam (ie they are not in a sanctuary) but they are "habituated" This means that over a period of 2 to 3 years the rangers get the gorillas used to human presence. Therefore when tourists visit they don't run away!! In fact they behave as if you are not there!  There were 12 members in the group we visited - 2 silverbacks (males become silverbacks at 15) 2 mothers nursing young and 6 juveniles/young adults. Once found you get an hour to observe them - you can go as close as 5 metres although one of the babies came to pick some berries just a few feet from us! 
No need for captions - the pictures say it all...






















Bwindi national park also used to be home to an ethnic group of Ugandans called the Batwa. They are a tribe of forest dwellers - small in stature.  Sadly when the national parks were created they were displaced from their traditional homelands and placed in villages - a totally alien situation for them and as a result the community has a large drink and unemployment problem 

It's possible to take "Batwa Tours" - but the concept is artificial. The Batwa come in to the forest for the day and live for 8 hours how they used to while the tourist comes and watches... and then they go back to their villages.. Although the Batwa receive income from this I feel it would be an uncomfortable "human zoo"  experience so I decided not to go.  Even more disturbing was a "Batwa Hunting Experience" offered by some of the lodges where tourists get to throw a spear at a defenceless tied up goat and then get to roast and eat it... you'll probably be able to guess the nationality of the tourists who did that and described it as "awesome"...
Essential kit for a stroll in Uganda...stick, machette, AK47...


It was his AK47 not mine!!




Beautiful Black and White Colobus monkey


Always nice to swim under a waterfall...


Sadly they were in the field...
I headed north to check out the other national parks

 My mode of transport - matatus and bodas. My opinion is that to get to know a country you have to travel like a local - even if it is a bit uncomfortable and crowded..
Put 18 people (14 adults , 2 kids and 2 babies) in a 9 seater people mover and this is what happens!!



Luggage - backpacks - jerrycans of fuel - chickens....
Matatus are "14" person minibuses - well there are 14 seats but it's not unusual to get more than 20 people in there!
My boda guy filling up - he ran out of petrol half way to the National Park...he just stopped a guy who happened to have 10 jerrycans of fuel in his boot!!

Bodas are motorcycle taxis - there are tons of guys in every corner eager to take you wherever you want..
Another big factor travelling Uganda are the road conditions - tarmac is a luxury only available on popular routes - most roads are murram (dirt roads) - these vary between being quite flat to very rutted and bumpy - it's called an African Massage!!
The earth is orange here and the dust thrown up gets everywhere! However I am grateful it is dry season - in the wet a lot of roads are impassable..

Next stop was Queen Elizabeth National Park.  Interestingly quite a few colonial names still exist - Amin ditched them but some have been restored - in general Ugandans don't bear any grudges against their former British colonial rulers - when Amin expelled all Ugandan Asians from the country in the 70's many fled to the UK



Game drive - but not in a conventional game drive vehicle - he took his saloon car into the park and I had to sit on the windowsill


One of the main draws in QENP are the tree climbing lions - we found 8 in one tree ..!  













This is what was under the tree!!
Another great spot in the park is the Kazinga channel - this connects Lake George and Lake Edward and has the greatest concentration of hippos anywhere in the world..


Yes - your bum does look big in that...
The restaurant there has an amazing view over the channel - a real life wildlife documentary while you eat lunch - elephants even come to the restaurant looking for snacks! 





Not all of the elephants are in the bush... this is the restaurant....

Not forgetting the cute mongeese under my table!!

And if you get bored of the lions, hippos and elephants there's quite a few other creatures to keep you interested...







Vultures on the lookout...
Maribou Stork - a common scavenger in towns - bit like our seagulls but 20 x  the size!!



This warthog family lived just outside my room!




The channel is home to people too...

Inside of Myeya Safari Lodge - I went for a drink then back to my cheap backpackers!!
Sunset over the channel
Leaving QENP I walked along a road looking for a matatu or boda - the guy at the gate had not told me it was forbidden to do this as technically I was still in the park... with its associated wildlife.. lions, elephant, hippos, water buffalo etc!! Oops! Luckily a boda did come along but not before I had walked 3 km!!  I didn't see anything but I'm still rating it as a near death experience!

I headed up to Fort Portal - one of the main draws here is chimpanzee tracking in Kibale National Park - not quite as awesome as the gorillas and certainly not as peaceful - when not resting on logs they run around like lunatics - screaming and beating on trees!  






















Spot the difference?
I took a little side trip to the crater lakes south of Fort Portal - allegedly they are free of bilharzia - we'll see!  It's pretty easily treated with a tapeworm tablet (praziquantel - same drug as we use in dogs and cats in the UK!) As well as bilharzia there is also the threat of malaria not to mention Sleeping Sickness spread by the very annoying tsetse fly!  Oh did I mention Ebola and Zika viruses lurking in  neighbouring countries?  And if that wasn't enough there is also Mango Fly disease - if you dry clothes outside this fly lays eggs on your clothing.  

When you put the clothing on a larvae develops which burrows it's way into your skin - a doctor has to get it out!!  Rule No.  1 in Uganda - never dry your underwear outside!!
Living the good life for once!!
Didn't even cross my mind!!


Red Colobus...











The Black and White Colobus is a beautiful monkey...
Orange and dusty - the murram roads of Uganda
Crater lakes south of Fort Portal Western Uganda

Blue Monkey
Olive baboon with baby on board
Don't leave your windows open in your jeep!
From Fort Portal it was back on a very bumpy road - in a very crowded matatu - which broke down everytime we went up a hill!  250km in 10 hours!! 

Another town another national park - this time Murchison Falls which straddles the Nile 


 I also saw plenty of Nile crocodiles... which are incidentally very tasty barbecued...! I'd rather be eating them than the other way round!


To swim or not not swim....?
Best not to swim..!!
The Nile snakes it's way away from the falls...
Good game spotting here and I completed my personal big five (elephant, lion, water buffalo, rhino and leopard)  by seeing a couple of leopards on an early morning game drive.



This is the leopard's tail as it disappeared from view...I did see all of him though - honest!!
Jackal finishing off breakfast




Charging our truck....

On the way out of the park I spent a night at Boomu Women's Group - started 10 years ago by an inspirational Ugandan woman called Ednah - this small collective weaves papyrus into baskets and runs accommodation and a restaurant.  

Preparing the veggies...
Steaming in pots over an open fire
They also do village walks and cooking demonstrations.  The walk round the village was a fascinating insight into Ugandan life. 
Outside of the big towns life in rural Uganda is at a subsistence level.  People live crowded in houses they build themselves from mud bricks.  
House under construction
Mud bricks

The dead are buried very close to the house

One small building for sleeping, another for cooking and then a toilet in the garden.  They grow small amounts of plantain, cassava, millet, beans and fruits.
Agriculture is very basic here - there is no mechanisation - the tools are the same as they have been for hundreds of years - the machete and the hoe...

Ednah hoeing up cassava roots for dinner




Tea workers
Ugandan Market
Cooking up Posho - maize meal - the poor man's staple
Plantains and more plantains...
Cassava drying in the sun - it can be ground into flour to make bread
The market

Open air butchers... no refrigeration here...

Plantain is called matooke here and is served with everything - usually steamed.  Another staple is posho made with maize. Ugandans eat lots of beans and cassava roots.. so lots of carbohydrates and just  little animal protein.  Oddly chicken is expensive - and steaks are cheap - suits me!  
Fruit and vegetables are ridiculously inexpensive - 2p avocados and mangoes anyone?! 







The basics of daily life can be a struggle - people walk miles with yellow jerry cans to collect water - from streams or lakes. As you can see most people carry things on their heads...much easier than carrying in your arms...

Electricity is hit and miss - rural areas often have no supply and rely on small solar panels to charge a phone or power a light bulb. Even in towns scheduled powercuts are a way of life 
Village of 1 man and 17 wives!!
Families are large - 4 kids seems to be the minimum and 6-8 is not uncommon. I passed one village where a man had 17 wives and over 50 children - no other men lived there!!  Imagine the nagging... :-) 

Around 50% of the population is under 15 so there are massive pressures on the state education system - class sizes of over 100 are not unusual!  As a result a lot of people send their kids to private schools where the class size is smaller - around 45! 

Colonial Schoolhouse

Modern School
As well as utility and education problems health is a major issue in Uganda. HIV rates are one of the highest in Africa (8%l and TB is very prevalent also. 


 Birth control is available but not used hence the high birth rate and high STD rate - massive problems to overcome.  

As well as western medicine there are many traditional healers and witch doctors.  As well as seeking cures for illness many people just want to be wealthier and will seek the help of a witch doctor  to do this. Sacrifice is still a common practice here - usually a goat (goats have a hard time here) however some witch doctors believe in human sacrifice and unbelievably occasionally small children are kidnapped from rural villages for this purpose... 

Despite all this Ugandans are relentlessly cheerful and smiling - it's a great country to travel in - people are happy to help you out.  Accommodation and food standards are not high but are fine for the kind of travel I'm doing!  People come to Africa and spend ridiculous amounts of money in hotels - some are over $1000 a night (more than some Ugandans make in  year!) but that money is not staying locally - it goes abroad - maybe not such a responsible way to travel.. 

In Uganda white people are called mzungos - cycling through the villages little kids would chorus "Hey mzungo how are you?" I would give a thumbs up and ask how they were - "Ama fine" they would chorus in reply! 

"Hey mzungo! How are you?"


I made a stop on the way back to Kampala at the Ziwa Rhino Sanctuary.  Sadly in 80s rhino were poached to extinction here - if fact government soldiers in the national parks slaughtered almost all Uganda's wildlife - for food and for fun.. 



The sanctuary reintroduced 6 rhino from abroad about 10 years ago and since then 9 more have been born - one day they hope to release some into the national parks.  Their rhinos are tracked and guarded with AK47's 24 hours a day  













Rhino horn can attract prices of $60,000 a kilo so poachers are willing to risk everything to kill a rhino.  The major destination these days is not for Traditional Chinese Medicine but is Vietnam where rich businessmen use it as a hangover cure or give small shavings of horn to seal business deals.. 

Seeing them in the wild was up there with the gorillas - there are amazing animals.. 


I spent a few more days in Entebbe with David the Ugandan vet - he does some work at the small zoo there and I got to meet a couple of orphaned cheetahs.. very odd stroking a cat the size of a Great Dane! 


All through my stay in Uganda it was the lead up to a general election. Tensions can run high and it was wise to leave the country before the vote.. it was just as well I did as they closed all the borders and worse than that they suspended Facebook!! 



As I walked across the border into Rwanda I was very sad to have left - Uganda is a special place and well worth a visit - I would call it Easy Africa - a nice introduction to Africa if you haven't been before - just avoid election times and of course dry all underwear indoors!!


Wandervet